Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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