How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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