After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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