So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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