we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she peed on how many people?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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