can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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