I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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