Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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