I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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