Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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