I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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