I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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