I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My vagina just clenched in fear
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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