yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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