she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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