That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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