i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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