I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
