i permit you to call me
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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