no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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