you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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