After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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