Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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