It's Friday. Sex?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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