Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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