I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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