escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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