bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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