How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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