Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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