As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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