Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just threw up on my dentist
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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