that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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