Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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