you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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