he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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