i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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