Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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