so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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