so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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