New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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