If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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