Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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