Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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