but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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