How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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