Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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