i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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