Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
