I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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