also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
