Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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