South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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