The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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